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mary poppin's bag

so this morning i'm going through my favorite coach hobo bag, clearing out all the garbage, in hope to find out why it weighs 40lbs...

so i pose this question to all you ladies and gentlemen~ (i know there are some of you out there who secretly carry a purse out with you when no one is looking... Just Kidding!) out there:  why do our bags always weigh 40 pounds?! 

i mean... what the hell is it that we carry in there that makes it weigh so much?  everytime i clean out my bag, it feels so light and organized... not two weeks later i feel like i'm carrying a small child on my shoulder when i leave the house in the morning!  after spending about 15 minutes throwing things out and packing them back in organized.. i've come up with this list... and after reading it... you'd swear i could at any moment pull out a floor lamp, a small couch, and a bowl of goldfish...

whats in babie's bag:

3 sticks of gum, 4 peices of loose various candies, 6-7 napkins (various ones from dunkin' donuts and mcdonalds), loose change (totalling $3.53 in nickles dimes and pennies), 3 pens (two of which dont write and one of which has written all over the napkins i found in my bag), 2 lip-liners, bubble gum flavored chapstick, 1 coconut lip gloss with sparkles, 1strawberry lipgloss w/o sparkles, 1 comb, 1 brush, 2 scrunchies, 1 barret, 6 1/2 bobby-pins (the 1/2 being 1 that was broken), 1 lipton green tea-bag (unused of course), 1 empty pack of cigarettes, 2 lighters (both empty), 1 eyeliner, 2 mascara (one blue one black), 1 wedding invitation, 1 pocket calendar, 1 cell phone charger, dental floss, oh yes... and my wallet.

i really don't think i'm the only woman suffering from this either... how many of you out there suffer from what i like to call 'marry poppin bag' syndrome ?